Quotes by : Douglas Jerrold

Honest bread is very well - it's the butter that makes the temptation.

My notion of a wife at forty is that a man should be able to change her like a banknote for two twenties.....

Never have a friend that's poorer than yourself.

Love the sea? I dote upon it - from the beach.

Never have a friend that's poorer than yourself.

A Conservative is a man who will not look at the new moon out of respect for that ancient institution....

Love the sea? I dote upon it - from the beach.

Quality not quantity is my measure.

Love the sea? I dote upon it - from the beach.

Love the sea? I dote upon it - from the beach.