Quotes Tagged With :birthdays

She claims she just turned thirty but it must have been a U-turn!

There are three ages of man: youth middle age and "Gee you look good."

Most people would instantly start feeling ten years older if someone were to convince them that they....

If you think a lot of the comments made tonight are not funny but are immature and tasteless that's....

They all seem infected with a vivaciousness that isn't common in our compound, and there are more smiles....

The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

I'm sixty-five but if there were fifteen months in every year I'd only be forty-eight.

Natales grate numeras?(Do you count your birthdays with gratitude?)

When I think of my dad as a little boy I tend to think of him in black and white.