Quotes by : Tom Lehrer

My last public performance for money was in 1967. For free, it was 1972, with the exception of two little....

Political satire became obsolete when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.

If after hearing my songs just one human being is inspired to say something nasty to a friend or perhaps....

Political satire became obsolete when they awarded Henry Kissinger the Nobel Peace Prize.

I don’t think this kind of thing [satire] has an impact on the unconverted, frankly. It’s not even....

It's a sobering thought: When Mozart was my age he had been dead for two years.

I am never forget the day I first meet the great Lobachevsky.In one word he told me secret of success....

Political satire became obsolete when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel peace prize.

I know that thete are people who do not love their fellow man and I hate people like that!

It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age he had been dead for two years.

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh.