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A hole is nothing at all but you can break your neck in it.

'Are you lost daddy?' I asked tenderly. 'Shut up ' he explained.

Mother: It's broccoli dear. Child: I say it's spinach and I say the hell with it.

Flint must be an extremely wealthy town I see that each of you bought two or three seats.

Kiss principle: Keep it simple stupid.

No Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.

An indecent mind is a perpetual feast.

Angels fly because they take themselves lightly.

Only mediocrity can be trusted to be always at its best.

Heat madam! It was so dreadful that I found there was nothing for it but to take off my flesh and sit....