Quotes by : Oscar Levant

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.

Epigram: a wisecrack that has played Carnegie Hall.

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

I'm a concert pianist. That's a pretentious way of saying I'm unemployed at the moment.

I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing other patients.

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to....