Quotes Tagged With :merry

I'm a one-drink woman two at the most three I'm under the table four I'm under the host.

He who laughs lasts.

If reshaping a life style boils down to pretending and dwindling into a world of make-believe, living....

I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going....

I find the more I drink the more interesting others become.

Life is mean! Don't lose your humour jacket. You'll really need it.

An alcoholic has been lightly defined as a man who drinks more than his own doctor.

You can tell German wine from vinegar ... by the label.

I've never been drunk but often I've been overserved.

I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake - which I also keep handy.