Quotes by : W. C. Fields

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.

I like children - fried.

Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?

Women are like elephants. They are interesting to look at but I wouldn't like to own one.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.

I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake - which I also keep handy.

No man is boss in his own home but he can make up for it by making a dog play dead.

I never worry about being driven to drink I just worry about being driven home.

Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink.