Quotes Tagged With :professions

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

A specialist is a person who knows very much about very little and continues to learn more and more about....

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.

I never liked being a salesman. . . . Ever since I got my first two orders: Get out! and Stay out!

Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.

Downsizing means you're about to become the guest of honor at a going-away party.

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is very important.....

A secretary must think like a man act like a lady look like a girl - and work like a dog.

Expert: An ordinary man away from home giving advice.

I was sorry to have my name mentioned as one of the great authors because they have a sad habit of dying....