Quotes by : Robert Orben

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my....

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

I don't see why religion and science can't get along. What's wrong with counting our blessings with a....

My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my....

Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not....

Cheap? If he was at the Last Supper he would have asked for separate checks!

Most people want to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

President Ford used humor a great deal.