Quotes by : Robert Orben

My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my....

It's an awful thing to grow old by yourself. My wife hasn't had a birthday in seven years.

Time flies. It’s up to you to be the navigator.

I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which....

My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my....

My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my....

There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers.

Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not....

"Wait'll next year!" is the favorite cry of baseball fans football fans hockey fans and gardeners.....

My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my....