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Author - Robert Orben
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education
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
family
I take my children everywhere but they always find their way back home.
age
It's an awful thing to grow old by yourself. My wife hasn't had a birthday in seven years.
Years
Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years.
truth
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.
You
Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.
humorous
My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my....
Choices
In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern....
work
Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not....
family
We're supposed to take our problems to a family adviser. Personally I've never met a family adviser.....
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