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Author - Robert Orben
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family
I take my children everywhere but they always find their way back home.
humorous
My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my....
cities
New Yorkers are so impersonal if it wasn't for muggings there wouldn't be any contact at all!
humorous
My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my....
humorous
My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my....
humorous
My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my....
age
I may be forty but every morning when I get up I feel like a twenty-year-old. Unfortunately there's....
insults
Cheap? If he was at the Last Supper he would have asked for separate checks!
health
Have you noticed when you go on a diet the first thing you lose is your temper.
humorous
My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my....
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