Quotes by : Robert Orben

Time flies. It’s up to you to be the navigator.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there,....

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed....

New Yorkers are so impersonal if it wasn't for muggings there wouldn't be any contact at all!

My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my....

Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is....

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.....

My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my....