Quotes by : Ogden Nash

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

He who has never tasted jail Lives well within the legal pale, While he who's served a heavy sentence....

Here's a good rule of thumb Too clever is dumb.

Higgledy piggledy, my black hen,She lays eggs for gentlemen.Gentlemen come every dayTo count what my....

Where there is a monster, there is a miracle.

Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying....

The only incurable troubles of the rich are the troubles that money can't cure.

One bliss for which there is no match is when you itch to up and scratch.

There are people who are very resourceful At being remorseful And who apparently feel that the best....

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common....