Quotes by : Ogden Nash

Very Like a WhaleOne thing that literature would be greatly the better forWould be a more restricted....

Here's a good rule of thumb Too clever is dumb.

Purity is obscurity.

The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.

Higgledy piggledy, my black hen,She lays eggs for gentlemen.Gentlemen come every dayTo count what my....

Middle age: when you're sitting at home on Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't....

Parsely is gharsley.

The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin with a grin.

I am tarred and feathered with Time.

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.