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Author - Ogden Nash
Quotes by : Ogden Nash
humorous
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
liquor
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
life
Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.
Trouble
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
humor
To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever....
comments
Parsely is gharsley.
ethics
The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin with a grin.
side
The only incurable troubles of the rich are the troubles that money can't cure.
Itch
Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
poetry
Which the Chicken and Which the Egg?He drinks because she scolds, he thinks;She thinks she scolds because....
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