Quotes by : Ogden Nash

Here lies my past Goodbye I have kissed it Thank you kids I wouldn't have missed it.

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.

In the world of mules there are no rules.

Here's a good rule of thumb Too clever is dumb.

Some pains are physical, and some pains are mental, but the one that's both is dental.

Middle age: when you're sitting at home on Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't....

How do I feel today? I feel as unfit as an unfiddle,And it is the result of a certain turbulence in the....

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common....

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.