Quotes by : Ogden Nash

In the world of mules there are no rules.

Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never....

Another good thing about gossip is that it is within everybody's reach And it is much more interesting....

Parsely is gharsley.

Were it not for frustration and humiliationI suppose the human race would get ideas above its station.....

How do I feel today? I feel as unfit as an unfiddle,And it is the result of a certain turbulence in the....

I am tarred and feathered with Time.

If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.