Quotes by : Jacob Braude

Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over the strings are still attached.

Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over the strings are still attached.

she: Before we got married you told me you were well-off. he: I was and I didn't know it.

Father reading report card: One thing in your favor - with these grades you couldn't possibly be cheating.....

she: Before we got married you told me you were well-off. he: I was and I didn't know it.

speaker: I have only ten minutes and hardly know where to begin. voice in back: Begin at the ninth.

By the time a man can afford to lose a golf ball he can't hit that far.

she: Before we got married you told me you were well-off. he: I was and I didn't know it.

Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over the strings are still attached.

she: Before we got married you told me you were well-off. he: I was and I didn't know it.