Quotes by : Jacob Braude

There's another advantage in being poor. The doctor will cure you faster.

Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over the strings are still attached.

Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over the strings are still attached.

Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over the strings are still attached.

Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over the strings are still attached.

she: Before we got married you told me you were well-off. he: I was and I didn't know it.

she: Before we got married you told me you were well-off. he: I was and I didn't know it.

she: Before we got married you told me you were well-off. he: I was and I didn't know it.

Diets are for people who are thick and tired of it.

she: Before we got married you told me you were well-off. he: I was and I didn't know it.