Quotes Tagged With :introductions

At the end of a long introduction: You omitted perhaps one thing - that in 1974 I had a hemorrhoidectomy.....

As my mother used to say: "Mimic a duck act calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like crazy....

I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare but then I thought Why should I? He never reads....

Are you done briefing the company yet?""We, um... Haven't gotten through the introductions yet.""Allow....

Thank you for the privilege of speaking to you in this magnificent auditorium. You know the meaning of....

Goldie Hawn is funny sexy beautiful talented intelligent warm and consistently sunny. Other than....

The more people that meet each other, the better it is for all of them. ("The Gift Of God").

A bore is a man who spends so much time talking about himself that you can't talk about yourself.

We were worried that our main speaker wouldn't be able to make it tonight. But fortunately due to a....

A lot of you want me to hurry through the introduction. That's because you're so much older you don't....