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Anonymous
As one skeleton said to the other - if I had any guts I'd get the heck out of here.
Milton Berle
I'd like to tell you some jokes now but you'd only laugh.
Anonymous
Good evening ladies and gentlemen. I'm pleased to be with you. (Pause) That concludes my prepared remarks.....
Wendy Morgan
I was chosen to speak today based on my senility.
Rick Yancey
Cassie?”It’s Sammy, holding on to Ben, because he’s feeling the Ben thing a little more than he....
Anonymous
When I told her we were going to roast her she said "Of course . . . they only crucify the innocent."....
Lord Balfour
A good speech like a woman's skirt should be long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create....
Anonymous
Response to clapping: "Thank you for ovating."
Anonymous
As my mother used to say: "Mimic a duck act calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like crazy....
Larry Wilde
Thank you for the privilege of speaking to you in this magnificent auditorium. You know the meaning of....
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