Quotes by : Dave Barry

Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as....

It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal....

Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own....

But if I hadn't shoved you off the boat back there,you'd be lost at sea now,wouldn't you? We'd all be....

There comes a time in a man's life when he hears the call of the sea. If the man has a brain in his head,....

Miami drivers will attempt to pass you inside a car wash.

Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with....

I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities....

Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your television without....

Buying the right computer and getting it to work properly is no more complicated than building a nuclear....