Quotes by : Dave Barry

Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as....

Panicky despair is an underrated element of writing.

It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the....

There comes a time in a man's life when he hears the call of the sea. If the man has a brain in his head,....

I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities....

I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at....

The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background,....

I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities....

I love the Olympics, because they enable people from all over the world to come together and--regardless....

Flying from the U.S. to Tokyo takes approximately as long as law school.