Quotes by : Dave Barry

It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal....

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the....

In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it 'Christmas' and went....

But if I hadn't shoved you off the boat back there,you'd be lost at sea now,wouldn't you? We'd all be....

It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This....

What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.

Flying from the U.S. to Tokyo takes approximately as long as law school.

I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at....

Palestinian and Israeli leaders finally recover the Road Map to Peace, only to discover that, while they....

Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship.