Quotes by : Dave Barry

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs....

There's nothing wrong with enjoying looking at the surface of the ocean itself, except that when you....

Kakimi chertyami oni viigrali holodnuyu voinu?"This translates roughly to: "How the hell did these people....

There comes a time in a man's life when he hears the call of the sea. If the man has a brain in his head,....

What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.

Flying from the U.S. to Tokyo takes approximately as long as law school.

Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

If you're like most members of the Baby Boom generation, you decided somewhere along the line, probably....

I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good....

Guys care about sports teams. I'm not talking about simply rooting; I'm talking about a relationship....