Quotes by : Drew Carey

When I thought I was retired, I wanted to travel around the world and watch soccer games.

Eating crappy food isn't a reward -- it's a punishment.

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so?There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY,....

Oh, and once, when I was in the Marines, I got a perfect score on my physical fitness test.

As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have....

The hardest diet I was ever on was the one when I was fat. You can only wear fat clothes, you don't feel....

There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it.

Being a celebrity, you always get really good seats to sporting events, but you never get as good seats....

It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

The Marines was a fresh start - that is why they shave your head. I wish they would let you change your....