Quotes by : Drew Carey

Eating crappy food isn't a reward -- it's a punishment.

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so?There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY,....

Oh, and once, when I was in the Marines, I got a perfect score on my physical fitness test.

The hardest diet I was ever on was the one when I was fat. You can only wear fat clothes, you don't feel....

International soccer has been a big part of my love for the sport. I love the Men's National Team. I....

There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it.

I always run in the morning on an empty stomach, and I'll go through a bottle and a half of water. Then....

Being a celebrity, you always get really good seats to sporting events, but you never get as good seats....

It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

The Marines was a fresh start - that is why they shave your head. I wish they would let you change your....