Quotes by : Drew Hayes

Oh sure, everyone else charges monsters and it's brave, I do it once and I'm a madman.

I'm working on the future, instead of being caught up in where I am today. - Roy Daniels

Not every situation has a perfect solution; often, you just have to take your pick from the array of....

To put it as simply as possible, I ate a god.

I got into magic because I got into alchemy. Which I got into because I was into chemistry, which I was....

Albert died in an unfortunate accident sometime ago and was raised as a zombie by his amateur necromancer....

In other circumstances, Ivan might have offered him a job. Sadly, with a few notable meta exceptions,....

Sooner or later, they’ll realize that having one spider in the house kills a lot of the lesser insects.....

Vampire strength might not let me lift cars, but I will tear up some shrubbery all day long.

Look, I’ll tell you what I do, but you won’t believe me.” … “Given that I just found you bound....