Quotes by : Drew Magary

You're better off believing in God they'd warn you, just in case. Because you'd hate to arrive at the....

This is the Supernova," he said. "Any time he gets worked up, his body bursts into white-hot light that....

We're constantly judging and grading other parents, just to make sure that they aren't any better than....

You become a parent, and your whole life becomes about worrying. You just worry constantly whether they'll....

Every book was a door every page a new place to hide.

It's a fact that every minute you hold a child, it triples in mass.

Take any two-year-old through a car wash and their skulls are blown. FLAPS! FOAM! ROLLING THINGS! It's....

Jokes about butts WORKED.

When a teacher is paying extra attention to your child, you believe that it's because you raised such....

I know there's no heaven. I know it all turns to nothingness. But I fear there will be some remnant of....