Quotes by : Drew Magary

You're better off believing in God they'd warn you, just in case. Because you'd hate to arrive at the....

This is the Supernova," he said. "Any time he gets worked up, his body bursts into white-hot light that....

We're constantly judging and grading other parents, just to make sure that they aren't any better than....

Every book was a door every page a new place to hide.

You cannot hide from the world. It will find you. It always does. And now it has found me. My split second....

Take any two-year-old through a car wash and their skulls are blown. FLAPS! FOAM! ROLLING THINGS! It's....

Jokes about butts WORKED.

When a teacher is paying extra attention to your child, you believe that it's because you raised such....

For every hour a mother gets to herself, a father will demand five times that amount for drinking with....

I know there's no heaven. I know it all turns to nothingness. But I fear there will be some remnant of....