Quotes by : Drew Magary

You're better off believing in God they'd warn you, just in case. Because you'd hate to arrive at the....

This is the Supernova," he said. "Any time he gets worked up, his body bursts into white-hot light that....

She crossed her legs and kicked out her feet, clad in thick wool socks and boots big enough to house....

You become a parent, and your whole life becomes about worrying. You just worry constantly whether they'll....

I once met a traveler who told me he would live to see the end of time. He laid out all his vitamins....

It's a fact that every minute you hold a child, it triples in mass.

Take any two-year-old through a car wash and their skulls are blown. FLAPS! FOAM! ROLLING THINGS! It's....

Jokes about butts WORKED.

For every hour a mother gets to herself, a father will demand five times that amount for drinking with....

I know there's no heaven. I know it all turns to nothingness. But I fear there will be some remnant of....