Quotes by : Drew Magary

This is the Supernova," he said. "Any time he gets worked up, his body bursts into white-hot light that....

She crossed her legs and kicked out her feet, clad in thick wool socks and boots big enough to house....

I once met a traveler who told me he would live to see the end of time. He laid out all his vitamins....

Every book was a door every page a new place to hide.

It's a fact that every minute you hold a child, it triples in mass.

You cannot hide from the world. It will find you. It always does. And now it has found me. My split second....

Take any two-year-old through a car wash and their skulls are blown. FLAPS! FOAM! ROLLING THINGS! It's....

Jokes about butts WORKED.

For every hour a mother gets to herself, a father will demand five times that amount for drinking with....

I know there's no heaven. I know it all turns to nothingness. But I fear there will be some remnant of....