Quotes by : E. W. Howe

When people hear good music, it makes them homesick for something they never had, and never will have.....

There is always a type of man who says he loves his fellow men, and expects to make a living at it.

A man should be taller older heavier uglier and hoarser than his wife.

A boy doesn't have to go to war to be a hero he can say he doesn't like pie when he sees there isn't....

The little trouble in the world that is not due to love is due to friendship.

A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice.

To be an ideal guest, stay at home.

No man's credit is as good as his money.

Some men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them.

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would....