Quotes by : E. W. Howe

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do....

Men have as exaggerated an idea of their rights as women have of their wrongs.

A man should be taller older heavier uglier and hoarser than his wife.

The little trouble in the world that is not due to love is due to friendship.

Half the time men think they are talking business, they are wasting time.

To be an ideal guest, stay at home.

No man's credit is as good as his money.

Some men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them.

The worst feeling in the world is the homesickness that comes over a man occasionally when he is at home.....

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would....