Quotes by : Eddie Izzard

Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.

So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Clinton....

But with dogs, we do have "bad dog." Bad dog exists. "Bad dog! Bad dog! Stole a biscuit, bad dog!" The....

I mean, sometimes... a comedian becomes an actor, and they just don't deliver, because the bottom line....

Never put a sock in a toaster.

If you are an LGBT+ person and you come out, you have to go through your knight’s quest to create ground....

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.

Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both... different. In....

So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Clinton....