Quotes by : Eddie Izzard

I had the luxury of knowing what I wanted to do. So I just sat on the bed and came up with a plan for....

I mean, sometimes... a comedian becomes an actor, and they just don't deliver, because the bottom line....

Never put a sock in a toaster.

If you are an LGBT+ person and you come out, you have to go through your knight’s quest to create ground....

Two languages in one brain? No one can live at that speed!

We must have been hunters and gatherers but some of us were just waiters and hopers.

Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both... different. In....

It wasn't until I was an adult that I realized you could buy a packet of cereal with a free gift and....

So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Clinton....

They say that 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well I think the gun helps. If you just stood....