Quotes by : Eddie Izzard

Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.

I mean, sometimes... a comedian becomes an actor, and they just don't deliver, because the bottom line....

If you are an LGBT+ person and you come out, you have to go through your knight’s quest to create ground....

Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music written by....

Two languages in one brain? No one can live at that speed!

We must have been hunters and gatherers but some of us were just waiters and hopers.

I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.

Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both... different. In....

So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Clinton....

They say that 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well I think the gun helps. If you just stood....