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Author - Emma Chase
Quotes by : Emma Chase
women
Vaginas beat penises every time. They're like kryptonite.Penises are defenseless against them.
women
Why do women always do this? Why are they so eager to blame themselves when someone treats them like....
lawyers
You have the maturity of a 14-year-old boy!“ Kennedy hisses."And you have the chest of one.
love
You can’t get a reaction from someone who doesn’t give a shit.
wallpaper
These are her accomplishments. Challenges she's lived through. Shithead was just along for the ride.....
politics
...this is how politics is played. With fakery and false smiles and butcher knives to the back.
romance
I’m well aware that this—that I—am the first man to ever do this to her. And yes, as a guy, thatfact....
humor
Don’t put off till tomorrow anyone you could be doing today.
love
Oooh...Aunt Chelsea called Jake the D-word!"Rory's voice carries into the kitchen. "Dipshit?""No.""Dumbass?""No.""Douchebag?""What's....
funny
I can't make out what they're saying; it sounds like: hiss, blah, she hiss, squeak. But the aunt appears....
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