Quotes by : Emma McLaughlin

... keeping her wild-honey-and-chamomile-soaked hair from falling into her oatmeal-and-yogurt face mask....

The more Mommy blogs going nuclear over playground etiquette I read and birthday parties of glazed adults....

As a rule, I try to steer clear of opinions pertaining to your parenting. I assume you're doing the best....

My writing partner, Nicki, and I became obsessed with a monologist who performs unscripted shows equipped....

You should totally get implants," she said admiringly in the mirror. I shake my head. "I don't yet know....

We 'chicks' have munched our popcorn while romantic comedies became just comedies, and then each female....

Screw sharks a Transformer could be stretching up on its tippy toes and would still have a mile of cover....