Quotes by : Eric Spitznagel

Got it!" Mike announced. The GE record player slowly whirred to life, creaky as an old carousel."Nice,"....

It's like a blueberry White Russian,' John said, now on his third spoonful.'It tastes exactly the same,'....

He tilted the box toward a chipped Pottery Barn blue bowl, and the little blue clumps, like cerulean....

So are we going to eat some Boo Berry or what?" John said, leaping out of his seat and toward the refrigerator.....

After we hung up, I took the joint. If I was going to die here, in the creepy basement out of a horror....

I'm fairly tired of hipsters. They have terrible taste in music. These kids come in and say, 'You don't....

I know what I want to hear. I want to hear the "Believe it or Not" song. I want to play that shit loud.....