Quotes by : Ernest Cline

You could shove it up your ass and pretend you're a corn dog."COURTESY VIOLATION-RESPONSE MUTED-VIOLATION....

You're probably wondering what's going to happen to you. That's easy. The same thing is going to happen....

My father looked as if I’d just gutted him, and I felt a pang of regret—but it was mingled with a....

No one in the world gets what they want and that is beautiful.

What happens when you die? Well, we're not completely sure. But the evidence seems to suggest that nothing....

I have a thing for evil bald bad guys. The Kurgan is too sexy.

... you only know what I want you to know, you only see what I want you to see."...Wade: " I don't care!....

I created the OASIS because I never felt at home in the real world. I didn't know how to connect with....

I watched a lot of YouTube videos of cute geeky girls playing '80s cover tunes on ukuleles. Technically,....

If I was feeling depressed or frustrated about my lot in life, all I had to do was tap the Player One....