Quotes by : Ernest Cline

That story you heard? About how we were all created by a super-powerful dude named God who lives up in....

In the far reaches of the world, under a lost and lonely hill, lies the TOMB OF HORRORS. This labyrinthine....

My father looked as if I’d just gutted him, and I felt a pang of regret—but it was mingled with a....

Maybe they seeded life on Earth millions of years ago, and now they're here to punish us for turning....

My father looked as if I'd just gutted him - but it was mingled with a twisted sense of satisfaction.....

I have a thing for evil bald bad guys. The Kurgan is too sexy.

I felt like a kid standing in the world's greatest video arcade without any quarters, unable to do anything....

As we continued to talk, going through the motions of getting to know each other, I realized that we....

I was watching a collection of vintage '80s cereal commercials when I paused to wonder why cereal manufacturers....

If I was feeling depressed or frustrated about my lot in life, all I had to do was tap the Player One....