Quotes by : Finley Peter Dunne

I see gr-reat changes takin' place ivry day but no change at all ivry fifty years.

Vice goes a long way tow'rd makin' life bearable. A little vice now an' thin is relished by th' best....

One of the strangest things about life is that the poor, who need the money the most, are the ones that....

A man's idee in a card game is war- crool devastatin' and pitiless. A lady's idee iv it is a combynation....

Whin a man gets to be my age he ducks political meetin's an' reads th' papers an' weighs th' ividence....

Th' prisidincy is th' highest office in th' gift iv th people. Th' vice-prisidincy is th' next highest....

A firm belief atthracts facts. They come out iv holes in the ground an' cracks in th' wall to support....

Trust everybody, but cut the cards.

Stories are meant to comfort the afflicted, and afflict the comfortable.

It is more comfortable to feel that we are a slight improvement on a monkey than such a fallin' off fr'm....