Quotes by : Finley Peter Dunne

One of the strangest things about life is that the poor, who need the money the most, are the ones that....

An appeal is when ye ask wan court to show its contempt for another court.

Comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.

Th' first thing to have in a libry is a shelf.Fr'm time to time this can be decorated with lithrachure.But....

No matter whether the Constitution follows the flag or not the Supreme Court follows the election returns.....

The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.

A firm belief atthracts facts. They come out iv holes in the ground an' cracks in th' wall to support....

The world is not growing worse and it is not growing better -- it is just turning around as usual.

Trust everybody, but cut the cards.

Th' newspaper does ivrything f'r us. It runs th' polis foorce an' th' banks, commands th' milishy, controls....