Quotes by : Florence King

Americans worship creativity the way they worship physical beauty - as a way of enjoying elitism without....

Children have no business expressing opinions on anything except "Do you have enough room in the toes?....

Writers make everybody nervous but we terrify Silly Service workers. Our apartments always look like....

In the South, Sunday morning sex is accompanied by church bells.

People are so busy dreaming the American Dream, fantasizing about what they could be or have a right....

No matter which sex I went to bed with, I never smoked on the street

A woman must wait for her ovaries to die before she can get her rightful personality back. Post-menstrual....

If any of us had heard the word "feminist" we would have thought it meant a girl who wore too much makeup,....

In Mississippi the important thing is hooch, not bar equipment.

I'd rather rot on my own floor than be found by a bunch of bingo players in a nursing home.