Quotes by : Garon Whited

...please don’t throw any more rocks at the barrier keeping the demonic hordes of the void from pouring....

It’s one thing to be an undead fiend of darkness, but it takes an immense amount of work to look cool....

Sometimes I hate this place. I mean I really, truly, hate it. It offends my narrow-minded and provincial....

[politicians are] like toddlers arguing over who gets the candy, but with a better vocabulary and less....

put my hand in front of her finger, thinking, 'She’s a magician; it might be loaded.

What’s fair and what’s true often bear no resemblance to each other.

I have lived in worlds beyond counting and countries as strange and wonderful as the dance of dust in....

Show a little faith in someone when they need it. It’s amazing how it comes back around to you.

Fangs out? Check. Claws sharp? Check. Plan? Plan? What plan? I’m making this up as I go.

Political problems ruin meals. Let it be known as Eric’s Law of Lunch henceforth.