Quotes by : Garry Crystal

You can see the people who thought they could come to London, bend over and pick gold off the streets.....

Sure I’m alone but I don’t feel lonely. Some people regard loneliness as a disease and to be honest,....

Well, you may think you have all your ducks in a row, that your life is sorted. You might have the perfect....

Maybe she has a wrinkle on her face in just the right place and I find it attractive. Maybe she says....

If you aren’t paranoid before you arrive in this city, give it a few weeks and you will soon notice....

Your problem is that you’re more like an empty book and you’re waiting on someone else to write your....

Safe sex? Does such a thing exist?

You don’t have to believe in karma, (I didn’t). But you can bet your ass that karma will have been....

Even hell will give you an incentive not to reach for heaven.

Well the other thing about lying is that the liar is banking on two things when telling the lie. They....

The thing about lying is it’s like creating your own world, controlling your own little world. A tiny....