Quotes by : Gary Larson

If you're gonna shoot an elephant Mr. Schneider, you better be prepared to finish the job.

The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression.

I don't know where my ideas come from. I will admit, however, that one key ingredient is caffeine. I....

Welcome to Hell. Here's your accordion.

I don't believe in the concept of hell, but if I did I would think of it as filled with people who were....