Quotes by : Gary Shteyngart

She was clothed entirely in two large swatches of leather, the leather fake and shiny in a self-mocking....

Without humor, I cannot go on and I doubt many of my readers would go on either. Humor is so important.....

You could drown a kitten in her blue eyes.

In contravention of my belief that any life ending in death is essentially pointless, I needed my friends....

I am a kind of joke, but the question is: which kind? My job is to keep everyone guessing.

The fading light is us, and we are, for a moment so brief (...) beautiful.

I wonder what children whose parents have money think about in their spare time.

Every moment I have ever experienced as a child is as important as every moment I am experiencing now,....

Reading is entering into the consciousness of another human being.

Let's see if I can write about something other than my heart.