Quotes by : Gary Shteyngart

There's nothing wrong with her except she's completely fucked up.

Reading is difficult. People just aren't meant to read anymore. We're in a post-literate age. You know,....

And the looks on the faces of my countrymenpassive heads bent arms at their trousers everyone guilty....

The novel was set in an unspecified near future, because setting a novel in the present in a time of....

I wonder what children whose parents have money think about in their spare time.

Every moment I have ever experienced as a child is as important as every moment I am experiencing now,....

The best thing about the iPhone is this that tells me where I am all the time. There's never a need to....

The truth is this: The rich will rule even at a place like Oberlin, where their kind is technically forbidden.....

My hair would continue to gray, and then one day, it would fall out entirely, and then, on a day meaninglessly....

Reading is entering into the consciousness of another human being.