Quotes by : George Carlin

I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It's so fuckin'....

No matter how you care to define it, I do not identify with the local group. Planet, species, race, nation,....

Nothing worse... nothing worse that to be stuck somewhere with some married a-hole and have to listen....

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions....

I, myself, have killed six people. All random, all undetected, no way to trace them to me. And, let me....

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

A flag is supposed to represent everything that a country does. It doesn't only represent the good things.....

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain.

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told....

Forget the politicians. The politicians are put there to give you the idea you have freedom of choice.....