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Author - George Carlin
Quotes by : George Carlin
sleep
People say, 'I'm going to sleep now,' as if it were nothing. But it's really a bizarre activity. 'For....
assassination
Here's an interesting form of murder we came up with: assassination. You know what's interesting about....
nature
I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It's so fuckin'....
babies
When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' 'He's two' will do just fine. He's....
humor
Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why....
Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul now it's trying to save its body.
atheism
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
humor
It's never just a game when you're winning.
environment
Oh Beautiful for smoggy skies, insecticided grain,For strip-mined mountain's majesty above the asphalt....
humor
I bet you anything that 10 times out of 10, Nicky, Vinny and Tony will beat the shit out of Todd, Kyle....
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