Quotes by : Greg Behrendt

I'm about to make a wild, extreme and severe relationship rule: the word busy is a load of crap and is....

..he may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he's just not that into you.

If he’s not calling you, it’s because you are not on his mind. If he creates expectations for you,....

We (men) would rather lose an arm out a city bus window than tell you simply, “You’re not theone.”....

You are not easily forgotten.

Bored with the same type of misery over and over and over again.

Cheaters never prosper. (Because they suck.)

I do think that you can dress yourself out of a problem. The way that a haircut and a new pair of pants....

I've never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who wrote a dating book.

When it comes to men, deal with them as they are, not how you’d like them to be.