Quotes by : Greg Behrendt

Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating.

You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your....

I think probably - I think, you know, when you're first dating somebody, if they're just not that physical....

We're taught that in life, we should try to look on the bright side. Not in this case. In this case,....

..he may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he's just not that into you.

Bored with the same type of misery over and over and over again.

The quickest way to rectify that mistake (choosing the wrong person) is by learning from that, moving....

He doesn’t have to love your CD collection. He doesn’t have to love your shoes. But any good, mature....

Cheaters never prosper. (Because they suck.)

I've learned that anything in life worth having comes from patience and hard work.