Quotes by : Greg Behrendt

Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating.

I'm about to make a wild, extreme and severe relationship rule: the word busy is a load of crap and is....

First of all, never buy a man a plasma TV until you're married. A lot of men once they have a plasma....

If he’s not calling you, it’s because you are not on his mind. If he creates expectations for you,....

You are not easily forgotten.

The quickest way to rectify that mistake (choosing the wrong person) is by learning from that, moving....

Let’s start with this statistic: You are delicious. Be brave, my sweet. I know you can get lonely.....

I believe in love the verb, not the noun.

I do think that you can dress yourself out of a problem. The way that a haircut and a new pair of pants....

There will never be a good time, financially, to get married, unless you're Shaq or Ray Romano. But somehow....