Quotes by : Greg Behrendt

You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your....

We're taught that in life, we should try to look on the bright side. Not in this case. In this case,....

..he may love you, he may miss you, but ultimately he's just not that into you.

We (men) would rather lose an arm out a city bus window than tell you simply, “You’re not theone.”....

You are not easily forgotten.

Bored with the same type of misery over and over and over again.

The quickest way to rectify that mistake (choosing the wrong person) is by learning from that, moving....

He doesn’t have to love your CD collection. He doesn’t have to love your shoes. But any good, mature....

I've learned that anything in life worth having comes from patience and hard work.

I do think that you can dress yourself out of a problem. The way that a haircut and a new pair of pants....