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Author - Groucho Marx
Quotes by : Groucho Marx
companionship
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
Doctor
I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.
travel
When I first came to this country I didn't have a nickel in my pocket - now I have a nickel in my pocket.....
happy
Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy....
art
Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west....
Know
Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west....
women
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
learn
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
divorce
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
dogs
Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go....
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