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Author - Helen Ellis
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humor
Take it from catsIf someone moves to make room for you, take up more room. If someone is looking over....
fat
I scroll through iPhone photos and see that if I delete pictures of myself with a double chin, I will....
sex
A pink razor is like a mouse, where ever it is the pussy will follow.
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