Quotes by : Hugh Laurie

I once met an RAF pilot who told me of what he called a "bird strike". This, rather unfairly in my view,....

...killing Dirk, killing anybody, was not going to change anything apart from Francisco's f***ing ego,....

It's a terrible thing, I think, in life to wait until you're ready. I have this feeling now that actually....

This was the tricky bit. The really tricky bit, trickiness cubed.

It's a terrible thing, I think, in life to wait until you're ready. I have this feeling now that actually....

The sexual mechanisms of the two genders are just not compatible, that’s the horrible truth of it.....

People talk about nightfall, or night falling, or dusk falling, and it’s never seemed right to me.....

It was the sheer variety of the pain that stopped me from crying out. It came from so many places, spoke....

We want different things. Men want to have sex with a woman. Then they want to have sex with another....

This was all horribly wrong. This was red wine with fish. This was a man wearing a dinner jacket and....