Quotes by : Huston Piner

I studied how to use the clothes washer. The handy instructions on the lid helped so did the box of suds.....

On Algebra - "We're a month into it, and I'm planning to start a real protest movement, one to have X....

In my family nudity just doesn’t exist I’m pretty sure my parents were both born fully clothed and....

Reputations seldom deliver on promises of happiness.

There's a great Lebanese restaurant a few blocks over. They have the best shawarma in the world." "What's....