Quotes by : Ilya Ilf

There will be no beautiful widow with Persian eyes sitting at your grave. And teary-eyed kids won't be....

Clearly it's not all that pacific on the Pacific Ocean

This (San Francisco) is the most beautiful city in America, Probably because it looks nothing like America....

A Spaniard and a Pole worked in the barbershop where we got our hair cut. An Italian shined our shoes.....

Investigating Koreiko's case might take a long time," said Ostap. "God only knows how long. And since....