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Author - Ilya Ilf
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bender
There will be no beautiful widow with Persian eyes sitting at your grave. And teary-eyed kids won't be....
america
Clearly it's not all that pacific on the Pacific Ocean
humor
This (San Francisco) is the most beautiful city in America, Probably because it looks nothing like America....
pravda
A Spaniard and a Pole worked in the barbershop where we got our hair cut. An Italian shined our shoes.....
despair
Investigating Koreiko's case might take a long time," said Ostap. "God only knows how long. And since....
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