Quotes by : Irvine Welsh

Okay baby, let's take this rocket to Uranus. This hoor is perfect, and she can act as well.

I just love the weather. I live on Miami Beach, which is all boutique hotels and cocktails. I do sometimes....

Ah sortay jist laugh whin some cats say that racism's an English thing and we're aw Jock Tamson's bairn....

The dead man is on the trolley and the woman collapses across his chest. That's what the ghouls want....

Even as I'm shoveling up my hooter, I realize the sad truth. Coke bores me, It bores us all. We're jaded....

Ah don't hate the English. They're just wankers. We are colonised by wankers. We can't even pick a decent,....

Ah remember walkin along Princes Street wi Spud, we both hate walkin along that hideous street, deadened....

But even Es and cocaine, over the years they blow holes in your brain, rob you of your memories, your....

The '90s was a decade of mundane market-consumer nothingness where there was nothing coming up from the....

Bit it's what bein a hard man is aw aboot; its a journey, a fucking self destructive quest tae find yir....