Quotes by : Irvine Welsh

This internal sea. The problem is that this beautiful ocean carries with it loads ay poisonous flotsam....

History repeated itself. The 'don't do the things I did' mantra was tiresome pish. The best way to make....

I think young writers should get other degrees first, social sciences, arts degrees or even business....

I was used to heat but this place was so dry the trees were bribing the dogs.

Ah'm thinking about shoutin 'stop' but ah could never turn away at this point. If smack is as addictive....

take your best orgasm, multiply the feeling by twenty, and you're still fuckin miles off the pace

Leave it man. Squirrel’s botherin nae cunt likesay! Ah hate it the wey Mark’s intae hurtin animals…....

This social worker lassie turns round n gies us a stroppy look. Ah jist smiles bit she looked away aw....

There's that horrible-beautiful moment, that bitter-sweet impasse where you know that somebody is bullshitting....

You were what you were and you are what you are. Fuck that regrets bullshit.