Quotes by : J. B. Smoove

My life is gardening, cleaning around the house and power washing.

I'm afraid one thing - I don't like heights. Heights bug me out. I'm not cool with heights. I refuse....

I loved Peter Sellers. I thought he was the perfect mix of physical comedy with out-of-the-box humor.....

When you speak directly at things and don't say you're going to try to do something or that you hope....

I'm on my version of the protein diet, but there ain't no protein in it. It's a Krispy Kreme doughnut....