Quotes by : J. Cornell Michel

Everyone should be comfy during the apocalypse.

I like living in my head because in there, everyone is kind and innocent. Once you start integrating....

The pretty ones are usually unhappy. They expect everyone to be enamored of their beauty. How can a person....

You can't take highways during the apocalypse, because they'll be packed with panicky people.

It's more useful to have someone fear you than respect you.

I've never really had time for romantic relationships. I have much more important things to worry about,....

They all call me "Excuse me," even though my nametag clearly says "Jordan." It's like people don't actually....

If I could make one wish, I wouldn't ask for world peace. I'd wish for a real zombie apocalypse. I'll....