Quotes by : Jack Nicholson

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.

If I go into a restaurant there's a very good chance that I'm going to spend my time being the mayor.....

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

I sort of understood that when I first started: that you shouldn't repeat a success. Very often you're....

It's a slight stretch of the imagination but most people are alike in most ways so I've never had any....

If men are honest, everything they do and everywhere they go is for a chance to see women.

My motto is: more good times.

There were points in my life where I felt oddly irresistible to women. I'm not in that state now and....

I think that's what distinguishes Schmidt, really. In the movies now, so much of what is appealing to....

Early on, if I was alone two three nights in a row, I'd start writing poems about suicide.