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Author - Jackie Mason
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money
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
money
Right now I have enough money to last me the rest of my life - unless I buy something.
side
You know how many stunning women told me they can't stand a good-looking man? ... Women feel secure with....
Healthy
It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.
Predictions
Predictions are preposterous.
Believe
I don't believe that anybody has come to a conclusion on why something is funny. It's funny because it's....
closures
Ladies and gentlemen you can't please everyone. Take my girlfriend - I think she's the most remarkable....
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