Quotes by : Jay Leno

As a politician he does everything to keep out of trouble often by not asking questions. However it....

The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem....

My wife loves Europe but to me it's a bad day at a theme park.

You're not famous until my mother has heard of you.

My wife loves Europe but to me it's a bad day at a theme park.

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for....

My wife loves Europe but to me it's a bad day at a theme park.

L.A.'s large convenience stores are so big they can accommodate up to twenty armed robbers at one time.....

My wife loves Europe but to me it's a bad day at a theme park.

They keep talking about drafting a constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written....