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Author - Jay Leno
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Life
Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today....
merry
They say hot dogs can kill you. How do you know it's not the bun?
humorous
My wife loves Europe but to me it's a bad day at a theme park.
marriage
Let me give you an idea how long ago they got married. You know where they met? . . . At a Cubs World....
humorous
My wife loves Europe but to me it's a bad day at a theme park.
men
You know who must be very secure in their masculinity? Male ladybugs.
Wife
Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.
humorous
My wife loves Europe but to me it's a bad day at a theme park.
Men
Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
constitution
They keep talking about drafting a constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written....
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