Quotes by : Jay Leno

As a politician he does everything to keep out of trouble often by not asking questions. However it....

They say hot dogs can kill you. How do you know it's not the bun?

You could do anything in your room at college. You could smoke pot live in a coed dorm have a girl.....

Politics is just show business for ugly people.

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for....

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.

I was reading in the paper today that Congress wants to replace the dollar bill with a coin. They’ve....

My wife loves Europe but to me it's a bad day at a theme park.

L.A.'s large convenience stores are so big they can accommodate up to twenty armed robbers at one time.....

My wife loves Europe but to me it's a bad day at a theme park.