Quotes by : Jay Leno

The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem....

They say hot dogs can kill you. How do you know it's not the bun?

My wife loves Europe but to me it's a bad day at a theme park.

Elections in L.A. are so different. Here you've got politicians with phony smiles making false promises....

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for....

You know who must be very secure in their masculinity? Male ladybugs.

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.

I was reading in the paper today that Congress wants to replace the dollar bill with a coin. They’ve....

My wife loves Europe but to me it's a bad day at a theme park.

My wife loves Europe but to me it's a bad day at a theme park.