Quotes by : Jay Leno

My wife loves Europe but to me it's a bad day at a theme park.

You're not famous until my mother has heard of you.

My wife loves Europe but to me it's a bad day at a theme park.

Elections in L.A. are so different. Here you've got politicians with phony smiles making false promises....

My wife loves Europe but to me it's a bad day at a theme park.

I was reading in the paper today that Congress wants to replace the dollar bill with a coin. They’ve....

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.

L.A.'s large convenience stores are so big they can accommodate up to twenty armed robbers at one time.....

They keep talking about drafting a constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written....

My wife loves Europe but to me it's a bad day at a theme park.