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Author - Jeff Foxworthy
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life
The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked....
World
If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world,....
Life
For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life's....
Discovery
My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know....
You
If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.
Year
I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.
Think
If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.....
Comedy
We're all screwed up. And the way Christians mess things up is we act like we've got it going on. And....
Nothing
Nothing in life prepares you to be famous.
Friends
I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third,....
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