Quotes by : Jeff Foxworthy

If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world,....

You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.

For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life's....

My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know....

I got my wife a mood ring. It works real good! When shes in a good mood it turns blue, but when shes....

If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.....

We're all screwed up. And the way Christians mess things up is we act like we've got it going on. And....

Nothing in life prepares you to be famous.

I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third,....

Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't,....