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Author - Jeff Foxworthy
Quotes by : Jeff Foxworthy
drinking
The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked....
Made
If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.
World
If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world,....
You
You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.
Time
For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life's....
Redneck
If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.
funny
I got my wife a mood ring. It works real good! When shes in a good mood it turns blue, but when shes....
Think
If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.....
Nothing
Nothing in life prepares you to be famous.
God
I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third,....
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