Quotes Tagged With :redneck

If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.

You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.

True, beneath the human façade, I was an interloper, an alien whose ship had crashed beyond hope of....

Southern girls are God's gift to the entire male population. There is absolutely no woman finer than....

If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.

Along with the concept of American Dream runs the notion that every man and woman is entitled to an opinion....

I believe a family just isn’t complete without skeletons. My dearest momma clean bit off my daddy’s....

Finally, we entered Chetaube County, my imaginary birthplace, where the names of the little winding roads....

Whenever I’d get howlin’ over something, he’d grab my ass up from wherever I was and head straight....

You think all I can do is frog legs? I got Legs on my mind, alright, but yours. I’ll do whatever it....