Quotes by : Jenny Offill

A few nights later, I secretly hope that I might be a genius. Why else can no amount of sleeping pills....

My plan was to never get married. I was going to be an art monster instead. Women almost never become....

The wife watched her neighbor get fat over the next year. The Germans have a word for that. Kummerspeck.....

What Ann Druyan said: Compressed into a minute-long segment, the brain waves of a woman newly in love....

There is a husband who requires mileage receipts, another who wants sex at three a.m One who forbids....

I hate often and easily. I hate, for example, people who sit with their legs splayed. People who claim....

Whenever the wife wants to do drugs, she thinks about Sartre. One bad trip and then a giant lobster followed....

My daughter breaks both her wrists jumping off of a swing. Her friend, who is five, told her to jump....

Here is what happens in middle age: Some friends and acquaintances who were merely eccentric for years....

Once when he was still young, I saw a bit of his scalp showing through his hair and I was afraid. But....