Quotes by : Jerome K. Jerome

Let your boat of life be light packed only with what you need-a homely home and simple pleasures one....

It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do.

Really, seeing the amount we give in charity, the wonder is there are any poor left. It is a comfort....

After breakfast the host takes the young man into a corner, and explains to him that what he saw was....

I don't know why it should be, I am sure; but the sight of another man asleep in bed when I am up, maddens....

Are we labouring at some Work too vast for us to perceive? Are our passions and desires mere whips and....

It is in our faults and failings, not in our virtues, that we touch one another and find sympathy. We....

It always does seem to me that I am doing more work than I should do. It is not that I object to the....

I often arrive at quite sensible ideas and judgements, on the spur of the moment. It is when I stop to....

I knew a young fellow once, who was studying to play the bagpipes, and you would be surprised at the....