Quotes by : Jerome K. Jerome

We must not think of the things we could do with, but only of the things that we can't do without.

They [dogs] never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up....

I want a house that has gotten over all its troubles I don't want to spend the rest of my life bringing....

After breakfast the host takes the young man into a corner, and explains to him that what he saw was....

It is in our faults and failings, not in our virtues, that we touch one another and find sympathy. We....

It is very strange, this domination of our intellect by our digestive organs. We cannot work, we cannot....

It always does seem to me that I am doing more work than I should do. It is not that I object to work....

Love is like the measles we all have to go through it.

I don't understand German myself. I learned it at school, but forgot every word of it two years after....

But who wants to be foretold the weather? It is bad enough when it comes, without our having the misery....