Quotes by : Jesse Andrews

You cats mind if I make it a trio?' he asked me, and it was not a huge surprise that a dude of his appearance....

So. If this was some normal fictional young-adult book, this is the part of the story where after the....

We loved it. We loved how slow it was. We love that it took forever. Actually, we never wanted it to....

Greg: Scott, great horde.My realization was that I could never *actually* live a life where I had to....

I'm not really putting this very well. My point is this: This book contains precisely zero Important....

The young nihilists," Dad called us."What are nihilists?""Nihilists believe that nothing has any meaning.....

[Earl, on liking someone] Because, honestly, the rational part of me know for a rock-solid fact that....

If after reading this book you come to my home and brutally murder me, I do not blame you.

He was especially excited about Aguirre, the Wrath of God. "Look at this crazy dude," he yelled, point....

I’m smart in some ways- pretty good vocabulary, solid at math – but I am definitely the stupidest....