Quotes by : Jesse Andrews

You cats mind if I make it a trio?' he asked me, and it was not a huge surprise that a dude of his appearance....

let’s face it: Most girls are annoying. I mean, most humans are annoying, so it’s not specific to....

So. If this was some normal fictional young-adult book, this is the part of the story where after the....

Well, Greg, I think that it just means that even after somebody dies, you can... you can still keep learning....

I'm not really putting this very well. My point is this: This book contains precisely zero Important....

If after reading this book you come to my home and brutally murder me, I do not blame you.

Girls like good-looking guys, and I am not very good-looking. In fact, I sort of look like a pudding

I am the Thomas Edison of conversational stupidity.

I’m smart in some ways- pretty good vocabulary, solid at math – but I am definitely the stupidest....

So if this were a normal book about a girl with leukemia, I would probably talk a shitload about all....