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girls
let’s face it: Most girls are annoying. I mean, most humans are annoying, so it’s not specific to....
humor
We loved it. We loved how slow it was. We love that it took forever. Actually, we never wanted it to....
life
Greg: Scott, great horde.My realization was that I could never *actually* live a life where I had to....
humor
I'm not really putting this very well. My point is this: This book contains precisely zero Important....
ya
The young nihilists," Dad called us."What are nihilists?""Nihilists believe that nothing has any meaning.....
rational
[Earl, on liking someone] Because, honestly, the rational part of me know for a rock-solid fact that....
humor
If after reading this book you come to my home and brutally murder me, I do not blame you.
humor
Girls like good-looking guys, and I am not very good-looking. In fact, I sort of look like a pudding
cancer
I’m smart in some ways- pretty good vocabulary, solid at math – but I am definitely the stupidest....
sad
So if this were a normal book about a girl with leukemia, I would probably talk a shitload about all....
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