Quotes by : Jesse Andrews

You cats mind if I make it a trio?' he asked me, and it was not a huge surprise that a dude of his appearance....

let’s face it: Most girls are annoying. I mean, most humans are annoying, so it’s not specific to....

So. If this was some normal fictional young-adult book, this is the part of the story where after the....

We loved it. We loved how slow it was. We love that it took forever. Actually, we never wanted it to....

Greg: Scott, great horde.My realization was that I could never *actually* live a life where I had to....

I'm not really putting this very well. My point is this: This book contains precisely zero Important....

[Earl, on liking someone] Because, honestly, the rational part of me know for a rock-solid fact that....

If after reading this book you come to my home and brutally murder me, I do not blame you.

I am the Thomas Edison of conversational stupidity.

But a movie doesn't have to be good if it has Hugh Jackman.