Quotes by : Jill Conner Browne

Rich old people are more attractive than poor old people, so by all means, try to get rich before age....

The lesson of the Funk Dog: “You can forget what it used to feel like to feel good about life feeling....

Pre-forty, you can wash your face with Tide and use Vaseline for moisturizer, toss on a little mascara....

Try to avoid getting involved with somebody who's gonna need killing before it's over. It may seem to....

My sister, Judy, has always said that she would like to lie in state, propped up in her coffin with her....

Hate people on an individual basis only - you must actually get to know someone at least slightly before....

I believe that the ability to laugh at oneself is fundamental to the resiliency of the human spirit.

Cheap jewelry, however, is worse than no jewelry at all, and there are very few things in life than are....

If there exists in this universe anything more infuriating and crazy-making than a man, I don't know....

But, if you've decided to go out on a limb and kill one, for goodness' sake, be prepared. We all read,....