Quotes by : Jimmy Carr

I didn't plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you find funny,....

I was a Christian. I didn't want to have sex before marriage, I was a bit uptight and not very self-confident.....

When I travel, I get lovesick. Well, they call it chlamydia.

I don't think it's any coincidence that I lost my religious faith and 'manned up' in the same year. I....