Quotes by : Jo Brand

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.

My dad's a very sensitive man, but as the archetypal rebellious teenager, I didn't realise that.

With two small children, I haven't had a wash since 2001 so the chance to go shopping is way down the....

My father was an engineer and my mother was a social worker, and they met as young socialists. That probably....

Everything becomes magnified at night. Sounds travel in a different way, it's dark, and everything seems....

So, my style has hopefully changed over the years and it is more relaxed, and I do tend to smile and....

I used to do bell ringing in Benenden church. It was really good fun, actually. My best friend's dad....

The big bad monster wasn't green and hiding under the bed, it wore tasteless floral prints, bright scarlet....

The comedian sticks as religiously to her theme as a dancer sticks to a diet.

My mum is bright, ambitious, well read, political and very bolshie: when my dad was conscripted into....