Quotes by : Joel N. Ross

Loretta started belting out a song: “Row, row, row your boat, sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G !

After an hour the score was: Quancita—34 Radiz—51 Sally—froglegs Perla—9 a

Did you just call me ‘sweetie’?” I asked. She shoved my shoulder. “No.

Keep moving!” “Bea’s arguing with the floor.

Did Cap’n Vidious leave that? He is such a cuddlebunny.” “Yeah,” I said, “that’s exactly....

Now you’re listening to Swedish ?” I asked her. “He thinks I’m the Compass because every time....

If Chess is the switch,” Loretta said, “how does he turn the Fog off?” Bea bit her lower lip. “I....

What are you doing?” I asked Loretta. “Stabbing a cushion,” she told me.

...Loretta threatened to beat him to death with a wooden spoon...

Uh, she said maybe your eyes matched the Fog like a synchronous magnetic field?” “I don’t even....