Quotes by : Joel N. Ross

Loretta started belting out a song: “Row, row, row your boat, sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G !

After an hour the score was: Quancita—34 Radiz—51 Sally—froglegs Perla—9 a

Did you just call me ‘sweetie’?” I asked. She shoved my shoulder. “No.

Keep moving!” “Bea’s arguing with the floor.

Well, the bad news,” Swedish said from the wheel, “is that Chess still thinks he’s funny.” “What’s....

It was going to be our job to annoy someone?” “I know—it’s a dream come true!

...Loretta threatened to beat him to death with a wooden spoon...

Uh, she said maybe your eyes matched the Fog like a synchronous magnetic field?” “I don’t even....

Are you okay?” “Yeah.” “Good,” she said, “because if you fall off a skyscraper, I’ll be....

You know what to do?” “Wander around,” I said. “Until I spot a self-assembled whangdoodle from....