Quotes by : Joel N. Ross

Loretta started belting out a song: “Row, row, row your boat, sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G !

After an hour the score was: Quancita—34 Radiz—51 Sally—froglegs Perla—9 a

We’re alive!” Swedish told her. “I did not see that coming.

Did Cap’n Vidious leave that? He is such a cuddlebunny.” “Yeah,” I said, “that’s exactly....

Now you’re listening to Swedish ?” I asked her. “He thinks I’m the Compass because every time....

What are you doing?” I asked Loretta. “Stabbing a cushion,” she told me.

It was going to be our job to annoy someone?” “I know—it’s a dream come true!

...Loretta threatened to beat him to death with a wooden spoon...

Are you . . . lost?” “Not really,” she told him. “We just don’t know where we’re going.

Are you okay?” “Yeah.” “Good,” she said, “because if you fall off a skyscraper, I’ll be....